Sunday, 20 April 2008

EXPELLED: All Pisstakes Required

I've followed the wretched movie EXPELLED story for ages now and as always, in true "laugh religion off the planet" style, pisstakes are appearing. Here's a couple to enjoy.

Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed
Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed tells of how Sex Theory has thrived unchallenged in the ivory towers of academia, as the explanation for how new babies are created. Proponents of Stork Theory claim that "Big Sex" has been suppressing their claim that babies are delivered by storks. Furthermore, Stork Theory proponents warn of the serious moral dangers posed by teaching children that sex has a function. They point out that evil dictators such as Hitler, Stalin and Mao all believed in Sex Theory, and they may have even had sex themselves.


FSM Expelled
Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster being kept out of big academia? Is FSM creationism a viable origins theory? This new movie seeks to discover the truth?

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